I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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