He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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