so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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