Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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