I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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