he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Its about making memories worth repressing
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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