batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I cut my penus on the lid.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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