either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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