theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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