i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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