Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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