sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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