question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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