Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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