kristin has been a bad kristin
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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