is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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