that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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