Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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