It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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