some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
MIDGETS
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He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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