Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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