their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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