Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.