You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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