Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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