It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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