I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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