We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
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Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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