You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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