Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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