Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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