i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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