If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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