I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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