is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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