So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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