no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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