At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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