Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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