Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.