Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome