I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.