It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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