these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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