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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Sober January is a disaster.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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