How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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