I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dick very happy bro
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.