My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?