you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night