Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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