Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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