The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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