So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
