Me. At least after what I've been through.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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