Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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