I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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