It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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