Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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