it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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