So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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